Touchy Feely Liberals

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) groping at airports is so out of control, I'm surprised Woody Allen & Roman Polanski have not applied for jobs.  Here are the best TSA slogans from twitter:

Your 6-year-old daughter doesn't *look* dangerous, but it's hard to see in here with these energy-efficient lightbulbs.

We need to pat down all the children and grannies so we don't hurt the terrorists feelings.

We'll show you on the doll where the blue-shirted man will touch you. 

Your Personal Baggage Handlers Since 2010.

We fondle you so we can keep the border open.

"Keeping America Safe From Randomly Selected Americans”

We do some of the things you can't do in the champagne room.

There's a reason they call us liberal.

Tell it to Napolitano.

Please step out of the wheelchair, sir.

Putting Us At Risk

Check out the picture from the story below, with the president riding a bike in Martha's Vineyard wearing a dopey helmet. With that helmet, he looks like he's going to ride straight to the Park Slope Food Coop to get some organic wheat germ.

I don't know if it was authored by either Hamilton or Madison, but I'm pretty sure that somewhere in the Federalist Papers, it says that if a president wears a goofy bicycle helmet, it creates a national security risk.

It's no wonder that Iran's got nukes.

Obama's End Vacation of golf, biking and bad weather‎

Frequent Flyers....

Ran into an old friend of the Stoop and we got to talking about Bloomberg's shameful position on the mosque at Ground Zero. Regarding Bloomy's statement that government never asks where the money comes from when a church is built, so why should we do so with the mosque, my pal said, "When the parishioners of St. Mary's start flying planes into buildings, trust me, we would ask where they got the money from."

Steadman Can't Say It

From Andrew McCarthy:

This YouTube clip from the attorney general's testimony today will be the most painful two minutes of video you will ever watch. Mr. Holder would obviously rather get a root-canal than utter the words "radical Islam" (despite the fact that his description of the American people as "a nation of cowards" on race and of Bush officials as war criminals seemed to roll of the tongue without much difficulty).