I Like Mike

On Michael Savage, during the Kagan confirmation hearings, a caller starting talking about Kagan being unattractive. Savage interrupted the caller and said "Let's not comment on her appearance. Although I find it personally grotesque, let's talk about her radical, Marxist policies."

Hard To Swallow

Steve Somers of WFAN had on Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest winner Joey Chestnut. He asked: "Tell me Joey, can you eat Luis Castillo's contract?"

Call to Arms

With the Supreme Court deciding today that the right to bear arms is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment, it reminded me of a great story:

The great G. Gordon Liddy was on Howard Stern a while back. (Howard is tight with Liddy, he even gets to call him "G.") Howard always tries to get Liddy to talk about the types of covert shit he was involved in. Once Howard asked Liddy how many guns he owns. Liddy's modest reply:

"Howard I am a convicted felon. Therefore, I am not allowed to own any firearms. However, Mrs. Liddy owns 40 guns."

There's a Thin Line Between...

The great talk radio caller Jimmy from Brooklyn was on Michael Savage the other day talking about the damage progressives are doing to this country. At one point Savage said: "I laugh at them Jimmy. I laugh at them because I hate their guts."

Amen.

Horse's Ass

Mike Francesa just had on the director of a movie that is coming out on the legendary race horse Secretariat. Francesa actually asked the guy if it was hard to find a horse that looked like Secretariat for the movie. What a question. The director should have said, "Mike, we didn't even cast a horse, we put Deniro in a horse costume, and he trained for the role by eating oats and running around Belmont in the horse costume for the last 6 months."

Mike & Chris need to get back together.

Beltran Has Been Cleared to Stick a Big Toe In The Water

As the Mets battle their way through this roller coaster season, Carlos Beltran is still down in Florida, where he has been cleared by the medical staff to lay around by the pool-and cash Fred Wilpon's checks. He is what I call a "NASA Player"-like the space shuttle flights, every conceivable condition has to be right in order for Beltran to even think about coming back. Anyway, Joe Benigno pinned Beltran out years ago as a guy who mails it in, and time has proven Joey B right:

He Says It All

Michael Savage says everything that needs to be said about illegal immigration and the lunacy that our elected representatives represent the interests of illegal aliens instead of American citizens. How can that happen? According to Savage, it happened because we let it happen-and we are garbage for letting it happen. A classic rant: