Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Obama School

News Item:

The Barack Obama Elementary School has opened its door this morning in Prince George's County in the Washington D.C. area. This morning, Monday, was a day to go down in history. There have been other schools opened with the Obama name; however, this is the first school in the Washington D.C. area to bear the current United States president's name.

The school will remain true to its namesake:

Each classroom is equipped with teleprompters for every student.

Parents will not be required to provide their children's birth certificates.

Grades will not be revealed, but everyone will be on law review.

The maps of the United States in each classroom will include all 57 states. Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States

Indonesian history will be a big part of the curriculum.

Racial, ethnic and gender preferences will be strictly enforced.

Every student will receive a Nobel Peace Prize.

The school will be equipped with a community center.

For those children with an interest in community organizing, Professor Bill Ayers will teach bomb -building.

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