So Obama got 12 stitches in his lip from playing pick-up basketball. I heard he blamed Bush for the floor being wet and that caused the guy to slip and throw the elbow.
The White House says that the president will have no problem communicating with the stitches because no damage was done to the Teleprompter.
Did you know that when Obama plays basketball, if one team gets a big lead, he signs an executive order to redistribute some points to the other team?
Thank God for small blessings. If this injury occurred next year when Obama Health Care will be in full effect, they would have had to fly him up to Canada to get treatment.