It's gonna happen. It's inevitable. So why not make it memorable? I'm talking Alex Roidriguez who is one homer away from 600.
Let's have Bonds, Sosa and McGwire greet him with chest bumps after he rounds the bases.
And get Roger to throw a shattered bat at him.
Maybe we can have Lance Armstrong ride his bike along side A-Roid as he trots around the bases.
And when he gets toward the dugout, Bill Romanowski could spit on him.