A-Fraud Goes Yard

So the Yankees were down 3-1 in the ninth, down to their last strike, and A-Fraud Roidriguez hits a game winning three- run homer? Are you kidding me? I mean, what was he thinking? Doesn't he know that the proper thing to do, the Yankee thing to do, the winning baseball thing to do is to fake like you're gonna bunt and pretend that you got hit by the pitch? How selfish he is, this A-Fraud. Putting himself above the team by swinging away and hitting a homer instead of flopping. We know Jeter never would have done that, right?