Saturday, September 4, 2010

Please Be Quiet While They Beat The Shit Out Of One Another

I just read that there was a fight in the stands at the U.S. Open. They were fighting over which preschool has a higher acceptance rate into Ivy League colleges. How does it work when a fight breaks out in a tennis match? Do the fans have to be quiet while punches are thrown so they don't ruin the concentration of the brawlers? Are planes allowed to fly over the stadium while the fight is happening?

They asked the president if he had any opinion about the U.S. Open and he said, " it's never been more open. Fuc*k Arizona."

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