Thursday, May 13, 2010

Spitzer Strikes Out; Lady Kaga Hits Homers

Check out this news item:

"I did not go out with her, but other guys did,” Eliot Spitzer said of his old Princeton buddy Elena Kagan yesterday, joining other longtime friends of the Supreme Court nominee who are reluctantly stepping forward to quash rumors she's a lesbian.

Spitzer went on to say "I even offered her $10,000 to go out on a 'date' with me and she refused. And back then, there were no money laundering banking laws to avoid, so I took the whole $10,000 out in one shot-from the bank account which was flush with cash from the trust fund set up for me by my rich father."

Don't you hate it when the media leaves out the whole quote?

Don't you love the Obama White House? To squash the rumors that Kagan is not gay, they trot out the ex-governor that was busted for prostitution.

If Jim McGreevy actually dated Kagan, the White House would cover it up, and instead go with the Spitzer story.

Hey, did you see that photo of Kagan playing softball? Gay Activists Outraged Over WSJ Elena Kagan Softball Photo

She is more qualified to be the Mets batting coach than to sit on the Supreme Court.

From that batting stance, she is more than ready for the softball questions the libs on the Senate Judiciary Committee with toss at her.

I see she bats right-handed. To the libs, that is evidence that she will be a centrist Supreme Court Justice.

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