Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Times Square Bomber: You Can Be The Next Bill Ayers

It looks like they caught the Times Square Bomber. But he should have some hope for the future. Just because you try to kill people by planting bombs in Manhattan does not mean you can't have a productive future. If he plays his cards right, he can become a tenured college professor and teach dopey radical students about how he tried to bring change to America. After that, he can become a mentor to a young socialist political candidate, and hold a fundraiser in his living room for that candidate, and introduce him to all of his like-minded friends.

And when that candidate becomes the President of the United States, he could become a hero to all of those who want to bring about change that we can believe in.

So his future is bright.

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