Sunday, March 7, 2010

Spreading The Love

The Jets have traded for Chargers cornerback Antonio Cromartie. Here are Cromartie's numbers:

25- his age

7- number of kids

6- women who are the mother's of his 7 kids

5- states where the mothers/kids live

5- pending paternity suits

0- relationships he has with the mother's of his kids

As a cornerback, its obvious that the only thing this guy covers is.... wide receivers.

The Jets annual "bring your kids to work day" is going to be more crowded than that Puff Daddy CCNY concert.

Cromartie is going to be doing card shows at diaper factories to offset his child support payments.

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