Thursday, January 21, 2010

Green With Envy

Baldman walked through Times Square just in time for the New York Jets rally. There were so many fat guys in green, it was like they combined the St. Patrick's Day Parade with the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

The crowd at the Jet rally was huge. But then I went across the street from the rally and held up a sign saying "Giant Season Tickets For Sale" and the whole crowd ran to my side of the street. Even a fireman who called himself Ed.

As a Giant fan, I hold no animosity towards the Jets. I mean, as a tenant in Giants Stadium, they were perfect: they always paid their rent on time; never made too much noise; and always kept the place clean. Plus, this Jet moment ranks as one of the greatest in television history.

In all seriousness, who would not want to see the Jets win a Super Bowl? They are way overdue to win one. The last time they won a championship, the Jet wasn't even invented yet.

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