Monday, January 4, 2010

Hit The Bricks, Pal

The Giants today fired defensive coordinator Bill Sheridan. As far as I'm concerned, the Giant owners should have pulled a Mike Leach and thrown Sheridan and the whole Giant defense into an electrical closet.

Truth be known, I was down on Sheridan early in the season when he would wear a white NY Giant sweat suit on the sidelines. It looked like he raided the closet of Evil Knievel or Al Davis.

Make no mistake about it: the 2009 Giant defense was the worst Giant defense of Baldman's lifetime.

Hiring Sheridan to coach defense is like McGraw-Hill giving Tiger Woods a million dollar advance to write " The Joys of Monogamy".

Sheridan is so bad at defense, it wouldn't surprise me if he was the runner-up to Janet Napolitano to Head Homeland Security.

The man makes Ray Handley look like Vince Lombardi.

If Isiah Thomas was reincarnated as a football coach, he would come back as Bill Sheridan.

When you ask Sheridan about tackle, he thinks you are referring to fishing equipment.

The man's defensive game plans consisted of: (1) not rushing the passer; (2) not covering any receivers; and (3) acting as if offensive players carrying a football were lepers that needed to be avoided at all costs.

NBA teams give up less points than Sheridan's defense.

If Sheridan was ever arrested, he would undoubtedly be found guilty.


He would have no defense.

Good riddance.

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