Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Blowing Smoke

Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe- Idiot Wind-Bob Dylan

I remember about 8 years ago, I read a book about the cultural history of the United States during the 1970's. (The title escapes me.) It was no dry recitation of facts, instead it covered what movies people watched, why the divorce rate skyrocketed, the birth of the health foods movement etc.

The book also covered climate change. The major scientists of the 70's warned of climate change. They told us the effects would be devastating. And the world as we knew it would be changed forever.

So we were warned as early as the 70's, right? Wrong. You see, the climate change the scientific community in the 1970's warned us was coming was a new ICE AGE. How did that prediction turn out?

Now these white coats tell us that global warming is a done deal.

Please excuse the Stoop for being skeptical.

Global warning is the perfect liberal cause.

Here's why:

1) It makes you feel good about yourself. Just ask one of your earth-day celebrating friends.

2) It costs trillions of taxpayer dollars.

3) You don't need to show any results after spending the trillions. You can always rely on that tried and true liberal formula "we need to spend more to get results." It doesn't matter if the predictions are wrong, you always get to say "we're doomed if we don't do x" and x always involves spending a crazy amount of cash. It called moving the goal posts.

When I think of climate change, I close the window.

But I do have a great plan to help the environment. Here it is: Lets kill/capture as many terrorists as possible. They are bad for the environment. Their presence on this earth is toxic. That's why I think our soldiers are the best environmentalists we have in America.

As for my take on global warming, I defer to the expert on the link below:

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