A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard -Paul Simon- "You Can Call Me Al"
Baldman will be undergoing minor surgery this morning. Years from now, I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in an America where the people got to choose their own doctors and surgeons, and they will look at me as if I had full blown Alzheimer's.
By the way, do you know where that phrase "Simon says" comes from? It comes from the fact that Art Garfunkel has no talent, and Paul Simon had to tell him what to do.