There is no truth to the rumour that in the wake of Baldman's lapband surgery, several local pizzeria's have declared bankruptcy and Snapple had to close a couple of plants.
Hey, you see the Prez told Oprah that he gives himself a "solid B +" regarding his first year job performance? Isn't it great that America has a President with such high self esteem? What would it take for the President to give himself an "A"? A couple of more million on the unemployment rolls? Indictments of our brave CIA agents for roughing up some terrorists? Or perhaps the day KSM takes the stand in lower Manhattan?
Isn't it nice that the President gives himself a grade but refuses to reveal his actual college and law school grades? I say that not because I believe there is a correlation between grades and Presidential performance, but in response to those who called baby Bush dumb and ridiculed his college grades, the same people that belittle Sarah Palin for attending 5 colleges.
By the way, in the time it took me to write the last paragraph, Palin just sold a 100,000 books. The woman sells books faster than the Beatles sold records.