Have you seen guys like this walking around NYC? They wear these Yankee Jackets with all these patches and dates on them like a conquering General MacArthur after the surrender of Japan.
I guess its a new thing. The fan as a walking resume for a team's accomplishments.
Just one day a week, these fans should be forced to wear jackets that mention their own accomplishments. I can see it now: There would be a patch stating "Missed passing the GED by only two points" and another one saying "All my friends love my John Sterling impersonation."