Some subjects lend themselves to endless debate: Williams vs. DiMaggio; Creation vs. Evolution; and the actual number of face lifts Nancy Pelosi has had are just some of the topics that have sparked numerous discussions on the Stoop.
Yesterday we had another debate. It was between Baldman & the Chairman of Stoop Research. The subject: Oswald. Baldman said he acted alone. The Chairman says it was a Communist plot.
His reasoning:
Say someone commits a terrorist act in the United States. And the terrorist is captured. Upon capture, we learn that the terrorist spent a lot of time in Afghanistan, and we even have the video which shows him on the monkey bars in Afghanistan engaged in Al-Qaeda training. We would have no trouble saying it was part of an Al-Qaeda plot, right?
Now look at Oswald. The fuc*king guy LIVED IN RUSSIA. AND HE WAS A COMMUNIST. What more do you need to know?
While the Chairman's argument is very convincing, Baldman still maintains that he acted alone. However, if a video tape ever emerges that shows Oswald training with the KGB on some monkey bars, he reserves the right to change his mind.
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