Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I'll Wait It Out

Did you hear that Captain Sully, the pilot who miraculously landed a plane in the Hudson is going back to work?

I don't know about you, but if I find out Sully is my pilot, I'm going to cancel and get on the next flight.

Why is that? Well the way I figure it, once you land a plane in the Hudson, you probably think you can do anything as a pilot. How can he not feel invincible? I can see the guy doing congratulatory shots of tequila with passengers, singing karaoke in the cockpit, while making the plane fly upside down.

When the passengers get nervous, I can see him yelling "Have no fear, Sully is Here!" and bragging "This time I'm gonna land the damn thing in Time Square!"

That's OK. I will wait for the next flight.

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