Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Never Give Them Up

A closer reading of the President's agreement with Russia on nuclear disarmament reveals that it is modeled on the "toys for guns" programs we used to have in NYC. Turn is your weapon, and the government gives you a nice toy.

Here is how every American President should respond when world leaders ask us to get rid of our nukes:

Putin: "We think you should dismantle."

American President: " Mr. President, why do you want me to criticize the Yankee Hall of Fame Centerfielder?"

It should not be in our vocabulary.

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