The Stoop has obtained secret scouting reports on teams in the World Cup. Because Baldman is a good global citizen, the report must be shared with the world community. Here goes:
Japan- they are known to attack the goal early, even before the game begins.
Germany-after beating a team, they go on to conquer other teams that are not even on their schedule.
France- has difficulty defending their own goal, and when the pressure is on, will ask for other teams to defend it for them.
Mexico- constantly goes over the line, with no regard for the rules.