Paul McCartney receiving a dopey award at the White House:
Mr. McCartney returned to the microphone, thanking the Library of Congress and adding, “After the last eight years, it’s great to have a president who knows what a library is.”
That statement is proof that the man suffers from head trauma inflicted upon him by his ex-wife hitting him one too many times with her wooden leg.
Oh yeah, the Teleprompter man is really smart. He's so smart that he must be in the library looking up "how to stop an oil spill" in the library- but somehow he can't find any answers there.